The Colonel's Daily Motivational Quotes

The Colonel’s Motivational Quotes of the Day and Week!

The Colonel’s Motivational Quotes of the Day and Week!

Good “Red Friday” Morning Everyone from the “Eagle’s Nest” in the Friendly Skies to Illinois! — “Remember Everyone Deployed” untile they return home again. — 10 May 2019!

Today is: “Humorous Day!” Why Not? We can Always Use a Little Humor!

“If you can laugh at what you look like in the mirror, than you will get all of the humorous quotes today and laugh just as hard, because their both funny!” — COL (Ret) Mikel Burroughs

“I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a “cell” phone.” — Unknown Author

“If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?” — Jerry Seinfeld

“It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills. — Anonymous

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” — Mark Twain

“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.” — Einstein

“That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.” — George Carlin

“Following an argument, an 
angry Lady Astor told Winston Churchill, “Winston, if you were 
my husband, I’d put poison in your coffee.” Churchill snapped, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.” — Anonymous

“Karaoke is the great equalizer.” — Aisha Tyler

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2 thoughts on “The Colonel’s Motivational Quotes of the Day and Week!

  1. Such awesome topic for this red lFriday!!! Humorous Day, why not???
    We can always use a little humor!!!
    Lol!
    Just wanted to say that I appreciate you Sir and all of the inspiration that you offer. Have a great weekend Sir!!

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